remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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