Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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