I think I am morally bankrupt
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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