Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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