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  • 77 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:17pm

    In soviet Russia, Santa gives u head

  • 78 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:35pm

    White girls love to suck dick

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    I think Santa would be more likely to give head than get it, no?

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:55pm

    I'm loving this! I'll be sure to let my fiance experience this. He deserves it:) He's a scrooge around the holidays so maybe it would make him look forward to them:)

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:15pm

    First loser! Cockgargler!

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:03pm

    I'd rather have a bottle of guiness and cookies

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:09pm

    Why do ppl make up shit on TFLN.. I can't hardly stand getting on here anymore cause it's all bullshit.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:55pm

    Did you thank your aunt Rose for the BJ?

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:07pm

    Santa gets head all the time.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:38pm

    I don't understand why racial remarks had to be made in the first place. OP, sounds like you had a little too much SoCo while watching Christmas movies alone and passed out. Nice dream though.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:47pm

    Santa don't get head!

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:45pm

    Haha 6:43 I was about to write the same thing!

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:56am

    No wonder they call him a jolly old elf

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:12am

    Fake, and if this is the person I know in the 970, I hate them for saying this.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:04pm

    Well I've got the cocoa and cookies part down....damn

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    Then why get on at all?

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:20pm

    haha thats fucking funny as hell

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:47pm

    Awesome.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:31pm

    shut the fuck up 5:37 you ignorant racist prick. Get a life.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:01pm

    greatest Christmas ever

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:22pm

    What's all the "first" stuff about?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:01pm

    Were you wearing a santa hat? Maybe it would make your lie more interesting.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:02am

    Hahahaha was it good....I mean the cookies

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:39pm

    why are people so quick to call fake?? I mean yeah, coz its soooo impossible to get head while eating and drinking.... oh wait, it isnt impossible!!

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:36am

    4:44 I'm gunna have to disagree.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:29am

    Hahahahaha been there broo.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:34pm

    definitely fake, but if its true kudos to you dudee

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:15pm

    FIRRSSTT BIGITY-BITCHESSS

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:43pm

    Shut the fuck up OP, no you didn't you lying fucktard.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:21pm

    you sound more like a ten year old..cookies and hot cocoa?

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:19am

    "never in my life have i felt more like santa clause" ...so are you saying this is a feeling you experience often? weirdo

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:37pm

    Black girls are stinky fat ass whores that are nothing but bitches. No wonder why the men who impregnate you leave.

  • 19 16
    Submitted by blunt_killa on Dec 7, 11 at 2:01pm

    Ho ho ho

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:58am

    lol. you guys are silly

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:55pm

    Black girls are better at it though

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:44pm

    2:55 black girls are better in everyway white women are big loose whores who don't bathe everyday.

  • 1 3
    Submitted by dla4079 on Mar 21, 14 at 9:24pm

    Oh, i see you got a visit from tanya lockett out of clifton, colorado! Thats what she is into!!!! She loves giving head!!!!

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:05pm

    This may be fake but it's way too awesome.