Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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