Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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