The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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