after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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