Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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