I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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