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  • 91 44
    Submitted by MustangMatte on Mar 10, 12 at 4:07pm

    I imagine this was Goldie Lockes bed: this one is too soft, this one is too melty, this one is just right!

  • 70 36
    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Mar 10, 12 at 6:58pm

    Hopefully you didn't get any of those mixed up last night.

  • 75 49
    Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 10, 12 at 5:53pm

    I work out, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.

  • 67 43
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Mar 10, 12 at 11:03pm

    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

  • 62 49
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Mar 11, 12 at 4:11am

    Masturbating = vibrator= needed to refuel = protein .string cheese....

  • 67 66
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 10, 12 at 2:32pm

    The cats start to show in droves!

  • 52 38
    Submitted by 3amchick on Mar 10, 12 at 3:27pm

    Best night ever! Lol

  • 57 52
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 10, 12 at 10:35pm

    now son get out of your sisters bed.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Linetrash on Mar 10, 12 at 3:43pm

    Quit sleeping with your mother

  • 54 48
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Mar 11, 12 at 10:01am

    In that order.... Sounds like it was a lonely night.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by sssmarie on Mar 10, 12 at 9:52pm

    Essentials.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by toxicarty on Mar 10, 12 at 5:31pm

    Sounds like a fun night

  • 51 46
    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Mar 11, 12 at 3:31am

    fell asleep masturbating again huh?

  • 52 50
    Submitted by ck24 on Mar 10, 12 at 4:09pm

    power food!

  • 46 40
    Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Mar 10, 12 at 10:44pm

    Those all kinda work as sex toys.... The cheesmight be a no go though..

  • 51 54
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Mar 10, 12 at 10:37pm

    if the string cheese is on the dude's protein bar then you may wanna get yourself checked out

  • 47 46
    Submitted by snrks on Mar 10, 12 at 3:11pm

    Must be a swimmer.

  • 17 17
    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 7, 13 at 8:34am

    That wasn't string cheese.