Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I imagine this was Goldie Lockes bed: this one is too soft, this one is too melty, this one is just right!
I work out, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.
Hopefully you didn't get any of those mixed up last night.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.
Sounds like a fun night
Masturbating = vibrator= needed to refuel = protein .string cheese....
The cats start to show in droves!
Quit sleeping with your mother
In that order.... Sounds like it was a lonely night.
Essentials.
fell asleep masturbating again huh?
now son get out of your sisters bed.
Best night ever! Lol
Must be a swimmer.
Those all kinda work as sex toys.... The cheesmight be a no go though..
power food!
if the string cheese is on the dude's protein bar then you may wanna get yourself checked out
That wasn't string cheese.
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