Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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