There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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