I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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