shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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