do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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