This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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