kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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