Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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