Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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