Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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