we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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