Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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