I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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