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  • 50 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:43pm

    i lol'd ps. its called sarcasm y'all,

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02am

    Use the jacket to soak up the pee. Text him that his jacket's on the front porch. Don't open the door when he shows up.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:18am

    Yes but you said NUMBER, as in the number TWO. Not the WORD "to".

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:52pm

    First of all, I would never spend time of any kind with someone who talks like that. Secondly, that son-of-a-bitch wouldn't have made it out the front door, if it were me. The text you all would have read would have been to my friend asking help to hide the body.

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:09am

    omg....the question was not directed to you people. this was her text to a friend that obviously she realized sounded ridiculously funny and dumb so she posted it on here. i highly doubt she was that serious. stop playing shrink. this is supposed to be fun. but all i ever see is people bashing others.... GO SLUTS!!! i've said my peace.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:58am

    Only call him if his name is on the back of his jacket....which I'm assuming it is.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:03am

    can i have it please please please......

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:02am

    you should call him,give the jacket back,andlet him pee in your mouth while your blowing him.thats what insecure sluts do

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:18am

    I get the feeling that the "should I call him?" part was sarcasm at its finest........to all the wannabe Dr. Phils on here, this is not a serious website, please share your opinions with the sharp object you cut yourselves with

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:40pm

    You asking if you should call him makes you deserve to be called a worthless slut.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00am

    first. 2? "to" is really not that hard. second. i can't believe people really say "asshat." third. this is obviously a joke if you people are serious.

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:03am

    Hello desperation...goodbye self esteem and dignity

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:25pm

    hahahahaha 10:02 that's brilliant.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:56pm

    NO! Never call him again. And if you happen to see him, slap him across the face as hard as you can.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:57am

    instead of calling him, cut the jacket in little pieces and have it delivered to him like a box of flowers. Make sure to include a card about how much of a major douche bag he is and the only thing that is worthless now is his jacket.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:26am

    you're a desperate whore who has no dignity. throw it away, he demoralized you.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:50am

    10:18... my hero lol

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:47pm

    I know a girl like this. Fucking slut hahahahahhahaha Get some cock into you.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:51pm

    I call shenanigans on this one.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:52pm

    come to abbotsford if you wana see nasty whores

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:50pm

    all girls are straight sluts

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:52pm

    9:09 and 10:18, thanks for re-instilling my faith in hunanity! Not everyone who visits this site is a dumb-ass! Let's be real here people, do we really think she is looking for advice? She's just gonna go and do it again!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:47am

    yeah call him to return his jacket ... but make sure you pee all over it first!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:56am

    make a hoax viral video about looking for this guy who left this jacket at your house.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15pm

    What an idiot for saying or even thinking about it... i still laughed though because of how dumb it is...

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:49pm

    it's sad that most women are like this... fucking idiots

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 9:19pm

    In Canada, he calls you!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:50am

    10:18 I like your style.....

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:54am

    Hahaha you are a worthless slut if you can't even type out 'to' instead of the number.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:27am

    Could be a fake text. Hard to believe someone's self-esteem is this low.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:17am

    dumbshit. why would you even post something like this? to even consider calling him is the most stupid idea i've ever heard in my life. go kill yourself. you'll be doing us all a favor by ridding the world of one more idiot.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:10am

    Do it!! You guys so obviously have a future together!!

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:56am

    Yea u should call him for sure...i see a future for you two

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:22am

    Damn I miss the dating scene!

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:09pm

    I'd call him. Tell him I just gace his jacket to a homeless guy.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:05am

    wow, people really need to learn the concept of sarcasm

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:36am

    worthless slut? sounds like he likes you. :)

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:30am

    you should throw it away and then watch the movie or read the book, "he's just not that into you".....

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:57pm

    wow. this is why they make movies like He's Just Not That Into You. Learn to get over it.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:27am

    Seriuos daddy issues!

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:41am

    She's the exception to the rule.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:31pm

    This bitch needs to get murdered. As does everyone who replies just to bitch about the people who are bitching.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:06am

    "...but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should I call him?"! She wants him. Eventhough he called her a worthless slut. Which is sad b/c she really is a worthless slut. Poor girl.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:24am

    dude he is a fuck stick, take the jacket sell it wear it give it to a friend make as much out of it as you can... i love it how tfln is now the consultant for things like this :D

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:47pm

    5:47am = hero of the day

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:45am

    Call me, i'll treat you like my finest bitch

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:00am

    and she wonders why he calls her a worthless slut?.... it's because she is one. hopefully she does call him. it's dumb bitches like this that give women a bad name.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:35am

    sure, go ahead, call him... with any luck he'll crap on you the next time ur together

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:52am

    Fuck NO! Don't call him!

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:00am

    call him and get it on...also, what kind of guy just pees on the floor of someone's apt to spite her? weird and immature...nasty too

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02am

    this is the most pathetic text yet

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:41pm

    this uh, might have been sarcasm. if no one else got that.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:51am

    BAHAHAHA!!! SURREY CHICK, NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND.

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am

    uhh, you should call the shrink and see what's wrong with you mentally before you think about calling this guy again

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    Wow...people are funny...every last one of you. This sounds like the kind of text I would send my sister. Great use of sarcasm!! Too bad there isn't a special font for sarcasm so the general public would see it in use.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53pm

    @ 10:02 that's exactly what I was thinking, clean up the pee with his jacket.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:27am

    can anyone say desperate?

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:12am

    damn girls are fucking crazy...i feel sorry for the guys who will meet these kinda chicks in the future. i promise, we're not all like this

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:56pm

    actually its to moron

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:30pm

    You're a dumb whore. Call him so you can get your feelings hurt more.

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:52am

    Hello doormat... Can I wipe my feet off on you too? If you call him, you really are a worthless slut, but the fact that you're thinking about it shows us all that you're a fucking moron!!!

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:35am

    Except it's "two" you dumbass

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    clearly you should sell his jacket.

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:44am

    id sit on his face..then a little go

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:23pm

    was his name tucker max by any chance?