that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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