Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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