chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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