sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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