What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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