i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Duck Duck Cougar?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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