I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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