she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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