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  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:09am

    hilarious. i'm from CT and now live in alabama, i know how that shit goes.

  • 73 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:35pm

    2:34 - that's just Boston... not all of the Northeast speaks like that. Try traveling a bit and you'll figure it out one day...

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:39pm

    2:52 nailed it, and you should expand your borders a bit if you don't know it yet.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:25pm

    southern women are the hottest women in the world, southern men have the biggest dicks, and everyone knows a southerner can whip a yankees ass anyday

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:55pm

    2:49, i lived in Ohio for 12 years and then moved to this shitstain they call Mississippi. this is the only place ive ever seen that your "cool" if u wear camo everyday. rednecks....

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:46pm

    I LOVE MISSISSIPPI!!! GO STATE!!!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:03am

    LOL 225 on the 30th...Really any southerner can beat a yankee? World Series...Yankees/Braves...Yankees 8 wins, 2 titles, Braves 2 wins total...u wanna go further back and ultimate trump card Civil War...America Fuck Yeah...Ignorant hicks fuck you

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:03pm

    don't they still have segregated proms down there?

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20pm

    I used to live in MS and I miss it so much :( those people are so amazingly nice...

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:17pm

    i love how they always say the south will rise again. motherfucker it never rose in the first place it got its ass pounded.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:07pm

    3:05 dude. there are still segregated school dances. Saw it on CNN this week.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:25 you have a chance at beating us up because we are usually stopped with a look of puzzlement on our faces trying to figure out what the hell you said. And yes southern women are hot

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:14am

    The crooked letter is where its at

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    Oh my God 2:23, probably the funniest thing I've read all day.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:48pm

    Am I the only one living in the south who thinks that accent is absolutely ridiculous? Anyone who talks like that needs to be kneed in the groin.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:58am

    yall northerners are just mad because yall know the south is so much better. nothings more annoyin than a yank.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:24pm

    It always annoys me that people think that accents are only things "other people" have. I don't care if you're from Alabama, Alaska, Maine, New York, California, New Mexico or Illinois; YOU HAVE AN ACCENT. You just never notice because you're normally surrounded by people who sound the same.

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:23am

    as long as we all agree southern girls are hot :)

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:40pm

    In defense of Atlanta, there are plenty of people who live there who know how to type.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:57pm

    like the fat girl that you looks like she ate all her skinny friends

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:38pm

    its still bout dat ATL ima see wht else ya peple be sayin bout black folks n dis site. prbly racists cracker tlk. dont be hatin on my typin

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:40pm

    but what if your sister is hot?

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:49pm

    I'll take a bigger girl with a pretty face over a real skinny girl who is ugly as hell

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:33pm

    Alright well I will just tell you that Ole Miss has the hottest girls in the country. That has something to do with 80% of the campus being Greek. Yankees probably couldn't fathom a Greek life like we have down here but trust when I say it's not ignorant or uneducated. And definitely not poor

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    any yall got myspace cuz dats wht it iz?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:38am

    That same thing happened to me while I was in New York. I'm from California, got on a bus with a bunch of people from the south, as soon as they could they stopped me and asked me the same question. I responded with "You're the ones with the accents"

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:49pm

    BOOM SHAK-A-LAKA ------ 5:47 knows what's up, the rest of the country can suck on my rich fratty balls.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:07pm

    ... This thread hurts my soul.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:13pm

    Southern bitches know how to cleeeeean!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:34am

    this whole thread is ridiculous... both sides are showing ignorance on all issues and stereotypes. Maybe you kids should stop smoking so much pot, bangin coke, and takin X, and worry about your future... or just be another statistic...like most of you will be. Oh, and i'm from the "SIP".

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:51pm

    5:47 here again ... I don't really know if this actually applies to GDI's ... can anyone shed some light on this?

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    2:39 - I never said I thought that... you're the one generalizing. And I've spent plenty of time abroad, so I assure you my genitalia is just as "cultured." Let's get together for some cultural fun time!

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:19pm

    tricks are for hicks

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:29pm

    Californians mostly don't have accents. I've lived all over.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:25 no time to kick anyone's ass when you're banging your cousin..right?!?!

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:26pm

    What the hell is wrong with you people?? Ever heard of Creol? I am surprised anything was understood. And the fact that this was heard in MCDONALDS even brings up the fact that the man was probably one of the most uneducated individuals anyhow. And by the way, yes, I do live in Mississippi.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:35pm

    860 hello to my fellow CTer... first mistake was stopping in Mississippi, "You ain't sound like you from around here boy." haha. The South does have some hot women, but remember there's like a 30% chance of bumping in to a fat chick where as it's about 9-14% chance up north and there's about a 100% chance that the hot chicks have already been shottied by their brothers or dads :-D

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26pm

    yeah us dumb rednecks think ya'll talk funny up North. And the fact that you have a problem with fucking relatives just blows my mind.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:05pm

    I have to wonder is 3:03 is a troll or just an ignorant fool...

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:40pm

    all you northerners are mad because your sisters won't let you fuck them

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    I agree with the first two 2:43 probably a troll

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:04pm

    TFLN is a great forum to discuss the merits of the south vs. the north....oh, wait.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10pm

    I fucking love the South and Southern people, especially the women. Good Lord they know how to raise 'em down there. I just wish they didn't vote.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:34pm

    Tennessee is the place to be! :) Although, I am a fan of the Yankee baseball team. Ha ha

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:29pm

    Ding! fries are done! Ding! FRIES ARE DONE! Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    seriously? 2:22 pm.. do you have teeth?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:40pm

    10:58- $22 Mil you say... I'm positive that's not your wealth that's how much Mississippi has as a state pretty sad really... you guys can at least pass Alabama :-D

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:00pm

    you act like there aren't fat girls everywhere... by the way, most of the girls here in Louisiana aren't fat... can't say the same about the guys tho

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:47am

    By the Way Just so Everyone knows McDonalds has one of the highest rated management programs in the country so before you deiced to bash on the people who work there you should get educated. They can probably teach you something.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:39pm

    whoa, goat fuckers no, sister fuckers yes

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:39pm

    Of course, the OP did misspell the name of the southern hick state in question, so let's call it a tie on the retardation score?

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:42pm

    I am a "Yankee" living in Mississippi, and I believe your point of mocking Mississippi people and their poor speech was lost when you incorrectly spelled Mississippi.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:44pm

    2:25 yeah kick our ass like you did in the war... would you hicks get over it, you lost, it's over it was a 150 years ago haha First 2:27- Agreed those of us north of the Mason-Dixon line love women with a full set of teeth and 50% genes from their Mom and 50% from Dad. Not 66% from Dad

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:27pm

    Moral of the story: If you want to avoid fat semi-retarded simpletons, stay the fuck out of McDonald's. This rule applies in all 50 states.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:54pm

    Mississippi holds its less-than-intelligent people just like every other state I have traveled. Please get over the dumb sterotypes. I've been all over the country and have seen some pretty ridiculous sights in just about every area covered. Please grow up. Oh, and Southern girls ARE the most beautiful...hands down.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:38pm

    I agree Ole Miss has a bunch of hotties, but I think Louisiana has the hottest!

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    ... Am I the only one that hears "retarded-speak" in my head when I see stuff typed out in ebonics?? Like my brain spazzes out and I can literally imagine some dumbass slurring out a bunch of crazy?

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:34pm

    2:29 - we "talk all white n shit" because it's easier to read than the crap you keep throwing up there... I'd rather not take 20 mins trying to decipher your nonsense. Thanks.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:18pm

    True, Mississippi has some uneducated citizens; however, we are the state that produced Tennessee Williams, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, Beth Henley, and Willie Morris, B.B. King, Robert Johnson, Cassandra Williams, and Ike Turner. Elvis was born here; Britney Spears went to school here. Aside from personal feelings about Spears, we've cranked out a lot of talent in the last century or so, y'all. Even with our undecuated lot.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by yealock1 on Feb 16, 11 at 3:20am

    Fuck a stereotypical YANKEE. us southern belles will whoop your ass and still look mighty fucking fine will doing it. Thanks y'all have a greaaaaat day.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    I'm from Mississippi. I go to school in Mississippi. I've been up north plenty of times, and I gotta say, your girls are way uglier.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by mississippigirl1 on Jul 23, 11 at 2:39am

    First of all it's M i s s i s s i p p i. If your gonna make fun of those of us who live in Mississippi please at least get your head out of your stereotyping ass long enough to insult us using proper spelling. Also the fact that you are basing your point on a mcdonalds employee is sad.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:27pm

    to all the yankee fucks who keep telling southerners to "get over" the civil war, i'll just say that we'll get over our loss when the blacks down here stop asking for us to repay them. slavery was just as far in the past as the civil war... farther actually. and besides if it wasn't for us, they wouldn't be in the land of opportunity in the first place, they'd still be walking around barefoot with flies in their faces.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:32pm

    4:27 here again... some people do go to both btw

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:49pm

    2:43 ilu too :) I'm in Ohio and I'd love to live in the south, the food and people are so nice :)

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:01pm

    Kiss my southern bell mississippi born and raised ass. U've done gone and pissed me off so fuck my southern hospitality and fuck u. U uneducated yank

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:35am

    Two things : 1:09 is an idiot and everyone from the 860 does not have an accent. Some people in 203 have a new yorker accent but the 860 (along with Cali) has the closest match to regional-free speech. Thank you theatre training for teaching me that people from CT are superior speakers.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:46pm

    6:27 umm slavery didn't end way before the civil war you idiot, the civil war was fought because the south wanted to keep slavery going and the north wanted to abolish it. your confederate flag is offensive because it stands for slavery and oppression

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:32pm

    How did 2:31/ 2:22 even find this site?

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:41am

    And here I am thinking moving from 860 to NC was bad enough......yikes...

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:43pm

    Also, calling a troll.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Jun 18, 10 at 10:02am

    4:44- you are a dumb fuck if 50% of obese people live in the south, then 50% of obese people also live in the north. Which makes americans equally obese!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    yea because such well educated people strive to work at mcdonalds...sounds like those jokes hit a personal note....

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47pm

    That's what you get for going to McDonald's.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:55am

    7:10 .... I don't consider 22 mill welfare ... then again I avoid the North at all costs so perhaps I'm mistaken and I'm actually dirt poor.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:47pm

    All the same, smaller def not always better

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:36pm

    Holy shit, 4:33 settled the whole issue! If they go to a certain university and join a sorority, they can't possibly be ignorant racist redneck goatfuckers! Wow, how did I not see that much sooner??

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    why yall iz tlkin all white n sht nbdy care bout ya prper typin ya sburben cracker. drivin a honda and itz bout dem impalas baby dmb crackers

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:25 I prefer my women with teeth

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:25pm

    2:22 I really hope you are trying to be funny because if you really type like that...

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:20pm

    According to Lady Luck it's either y'all .... you all... or all yall. All southerns should know this!

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    baby dats how we tlk dwn hre and dont be tlkin bout how we tlk cuz i beat ya cracker ass dwn

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:15pm

    5:00PM- yeah most of the women aren't fat in Louisiana, it'd have to be over 50%, but it's still above 25% obese because that seems to be the average for the South. But, like 3:35PM said all of the hotties are already with their brothers!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:34pm

    and mispronouncing the word CAR and basically anything else that contains the letter R in it makes you so much better?

  • 52 65
    Submitted by notfromearth7 on Feb 6, 11 at 3:36pm

    Well, to be fair, the OP DID go to a McDonalds. You're obviously gonna run into some unintelligent people there (Not saying all fast food lovers aren't smart)

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:09am

    insest is the best put your sister to the test

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:10pm

    6:27- swing and a miss again for the south, but nice try at least it seems like you can read a book top 1% of the South... Spanish traders were mainly responsible for the actual transportation of slaves to the "Colonies" 5:49- yay for $100 dollars, please you people down south might as well use the fucking Mexican Peso. Rich down South means you'd be on welfare in the North :-D

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:44pm

    hello silly southerners. not really sure how you can claim having the country's hottest chicks when 50% of the obese population in this country lives in the south. bigger def not always better.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:20pm

    And sure we talk differently from other parts of the country. It makes us us and y'all y'all.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:38am

    Im from Mississippi and will agree there are unedumacated people but I will say that your spelling of Mississippi is pretty funny. So here's to 601 making fun of your 860 text. Kiss the baby...

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:17pm

    And reading that text actually gave me a headache it was so messed up.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:03pm

    most of the west coast doesnt have accents. accents are emphasizing certain letters, and the west coast doesnt emphasize anything

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:19pm

    2:44 - not just out of the county, thanks... I've lived in London and have traveled to a total of 11 different countries, and will be adding one more to my list this year... And no, I don't think it makes me special - just figured I'd share.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:39pm

    oh ok 2:35, because all the people from the south have no teeth and talk like a bunch of idiots. I can garuntee I have been further in this world than you could ever dream to go, and been exposed to cultures you have only read about. suck my cultured ballsack

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    2:25 probably a terrible human being, but Southern girls can be quite nice. :) - 901.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:09pm

    i miss the south:( Connecticut sucks

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:52pm

    Don't matter where you live. Stupid gets everywhere.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:33pm

    HAHAHAH 2:31... so bad... so bad.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00pm

    I love how people get so worked up on this site. Anonymously talking shit online makes you so badass! and I agree with 2:52...stupid is EVERYWHERE!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:19pm

    I LOVE CANADA!! && HICKS!!!

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:07am

    July 1st 12:58AM- yeah I'm really mad that I can't hook up with my sister and it'd be alright ROFL oh southerners... you guys just don't get it, you try though :-D. You get an A for being able to contemplate thought.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:16pm

    Umm, have any of u stupid people stopped to consider that maybe the person from Atlanta throwing around racism towards whites is maybe just maybe the same white person that was throwing around racism towards blacks like a week ago but kept getting shut down? Oh the nonsense on this site.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:56pm

    i had to read this twice to understand it.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:44pm

    Out of the county does not count as going abroad..

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:25 is a skinny little cousin-fucker!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 3:55am

    Yo yo yooo I don't talk that shit so shut your mouth

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:23pm

    wow, they make ebonic keyboards now?

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:04am

    you know, mississippi was just named the fattest state in the nation... for the 5th year in a row... with a rate of 32.5% for adult obesity and a staggering 44.5% for childhood obesity. but alabama's closing in. oh, and apparently colorado is the leanest state in case you were wondering.

  • 32 54
    Submitted by atylerb on Jun 14, 11 at 1:56pm

    To the OP: Your I should be capitalized as well as McDonald's, which you left an apostrophe out of, and Mississippi is missing a "p". So maybe not everyone in the south is an idiot, and least we're not half as ignorant as some of the "Yankees" are on here.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:31pm

    ya know ya like sme black soutrn ass

  • 30 61
    Submitted by username111 on Jan 8, 11 at 10:16pm

    Kiss my southern bell ass

  • 38 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:25pm

    Why go down the street when you can go down the hall??? Stop being such prudes ya yankee fucks.