508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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