Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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