quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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