you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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