i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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