I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My dick has a subreddit
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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