went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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