Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i would punch a child for taco bell
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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