that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You made out with two different species that night
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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