So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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