Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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