is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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