What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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