um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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