Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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